I Eat, Therefore I Exercise

Uggh!  I thought that I took it easy this past weekend focusing more on the shopping, cleaning and organizing and cleaning than eating.  WRONG!  Apparently these thoughts happened in a turkey/ cranberry induced haze.  Turkey is a lean protein and cranberries are a fruit and anti-oxidant, so why were my pants so tight today?? Oh yeah, that pound and half of cookie dough chased down with approximately 10 decaf lattes from Starbuck's over the course of 3 days may have had something to do it.  Oh well I guess that's why there are treadmills. So I went to the gym tonight to work off my holiday butt and I noticed a disturbing trend...male nipple exposure.  What is it with this new trend where men cut the sleeves off of their shirts and make them into loose fitting tank tops.  Now I have many issues with this fashion trend starting with the flashing of male nipples.  I swear one them was actually pointing at me while I was on the elliptical machine.  Why is it that men are free to wear whatever they want, even if it pushes the bounds of good taste?  While we women are subject to criticism & ridicule and that's before we even leave the sanctity of our bedroom! Think about it, how many times have you seen a fat, hairy man walking around shirtless in the summer?  Why is that socially acceptable, yet if a woman wants to do it it's a misdemeanor?  Well I got news for the men, this chubby girl is putting her razor down and growing her pits out.   can't wait to do jumping jacks and pull-ups in front of you at the gym while wearing a tank top! How you like them apples?